So when googling Do porcupines climb trees? You get do porcu… before it fills in the rest of the sentence. Apparently a lot of people are worried about porcupines climbing trees. What about lollipops? 

This cat is in possession of one quickly melting rocket pop. The colors of red, white, & blue are melting together and causing little purple splats in his wake. 

Ferrets are tube weasels and canoili are tubes. This one seems to be stuck.